(Noun) The wheel on a shopping cart that is wobbly, squeaky (or otherwise noisy), off the ground (rendering it useless), or stuck.
This leads the individual pushing the cart to deeply regret choosing the cart, being at the store, and ultimately life itself.
This leads the individual pushing the cart to deeply regret choosing the cart, being at the store, and ultimately life itself.
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A local man was killed today when he was struck while trying to push a shopping cart across a busy intersection. Witnesses say the man inexplicably tried to guide the cart into the path of a bus, but was killed when his shoe lace became entangled in the cart's wheel, trapping him in the middle of the street.
A review of the cart's maintenance log suggests it may have possessed a squeaky wheel of regret.
A local man was killed today when he was struck while trying to push a shopping cart across a busy intersection. Witnesses say the man inexplicably tried to guide the cart into the path of a bus, but was killed when his shoe lace became entangled in the cart's wheel, trapping him in the middle of the street.
A review of the cart's maintenance log suggests it may have possessed a squeaky wheel of regret.
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1. I'm proud of what I did today. I tried my best, no regrets.
2. (After doing something crazy) That was awesome. I can't believe I did that, no regrets!
2. (After doing something crazy) That was awesome. I can't believe I did that, no regrets!
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Zoe's refreshive compulsive disorder (RCD) became debilitating when, four minutes after posting on Facebook, she had received no comments on the adorable photos of her kids.
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