The name of a fresh northeastern ska/funk band whose name originated in a math class after "rational fuctions" was abbreviated to "rational func", and eventually to "Rational Funk". After years spent in music class and a day of learning about "rational fuctions", the northeastern ska band Rational Funk was born. Known for their funky cover of "American the Beautiful", renamed "American the Beauti-funk", and also their other patriotic funk-covers.
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Get the Rational Funk mug.The rationalization hamster is a legendary creature dwelling deep in the minds of the self-delusional, and is particularly common among young liberal women. From birth, the rationalization hamster enters a symbiotic relation with its host, whereby whenever the host feels a craving to do something completely insane and malicious that will have horrible consequences for everyone in the long run, the rationalization hamster will jump on its wheel and run really, really fast, getting the magical hamster wheel to spin out a long sheet of paper full of neat rationalizations for the ultimately devastating action.
Rationalization hamsters are thought to be a key component in producing liberal scholarly works, particularly those of feminism. Young, liberated women often rely on it to explain their attraction to the asshole who is going to pump and dump them, as well as their contempt for the nice guy who, unaware of the hamster within, strives fruitlessly to gain their true love. Older, liberated women also rely on it for dumping their husbands and using the resulting child support money on jewellery, cars and/or crack.
Rationalization hamsters are thought to be a key component in producing liberal scholarly works, particularly those of feminism. Young, liberated women often rely on it to explain their attraction to the asshole who is going to pump and dump them, as well as their contempt for the nice guy who, unaware of the hamster within, strives fruitlessly to gain their true love. Older, liberated women also rely on it for dumping their husbands and using the resulting child support money on jewellery, cars and/or crack.
The adulterer: Well, it's okay to lie about cheating on him and say it's his baby, as long as his feelings aren't hurt!
Some dude: Whoa, you think it's okay to lie, cheat and commit paternity fraud on your man? Your rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
The adulterer: But it's not my fault I slept around, it kinda just happened! And those guys probably raped me because I don't really like them right now anymore...
Some dude: Hot dang, that's one tough hamster!
Some dude: Whoa, you think it's okay to lie, cheat and commit paternity fraud on your man? Your rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
The adulterer: But it's not my fault I slept around, it kinda just happened! And those guys probably raped me because I don't really like them right now anymore...
Some dude: Hot dang, that's one tough hamster!
by rampaging teddybear of wub December 14, 2012
Get the rationalization hamster mug.Quite an ironic name for the user. He shows his clear misinformation and obsession with atheists in his definitions. I could sit here and pick his argument apart piece by piece, but I have too much of a life to be able to waste my time on such hateful jokes.
Just let me clarify: atheists never said that everything comes out of nothing. They just say that the universe always existed in its current form, or that it existed in another form. And yes, that does make sense because even the Higgs Boson confirms that there was a singularity.
The best part about him is that he goes on to talk about how atheists are almost all "atheist losers" and in all of the words that he defines, he completely bashes them and then says that atheists are the bigoted and hateful ones lmfaoooo! XD
Just let me clarify: atheists never said that everything comes out of nothing. They just say that the universe always existed in its current form, or that it existed in another form. And yes, that does make sense because even the Higgs Boson confirms that there was a singularity.
The best part about him is that he goes on to talk about how atheists are almost all "atheist losers" and in all of the words that he defines, he completely bashes them and then says that atheists are the bigoted and hateful ones lmfaoooo! XD
"RationalTruth" is an example of a misnomer.
Oh, and by the way, Hitler did not persecute Christians, genius. Not for their beliefs. The individuals that were persecuted were the ones who did not follow Germany's Christianity hard enough.
Nor was Hitler an atheist. Stalin was an atheist, yes, but Hitler hated and wanted to crush Stalin and his regime lol. In fact, he WAS a Christian and used the mass power of the Catholics and Protestants to get what he wanted... his aversion to homosexuality, belief on women being the caregivers who should stay at home and have many kids (BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY), and antiSemitism were ALL Christian motivated, helped along and advanced by Christianity (and Islam too, in the German units in North Africa), so please check your facts before you spew bullshit out of your mouth :)
Oh, and by the way, Hitler did not persecute Christians, genius. Not for their beliefs. The individuals that were persecuted were the ones who did not follow Germany's Christianity hard enough.
Nor was Hitler an atheist. Stalin was an atheist, yes, but Hitler hated and wanted to crush Stalin and his regime lol. In fact, he WAS a Christian and used the mass power of the Catholics and Protestants to get what he wanted... his aversion to homosexuality, belief on women being the caregivers who should stay at home and have many kids (BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY), and antiSemitism were ALL Christian motivated, helped along and advanced by Christianity (and Islam too, in the German units in North Africa), so please check your facts before you spew bullshit out of your mouth :)
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Ratsuns should not be confused with "Minitruck", minitrucks = money.
Ratsuns should not be confused with "Minitruck", minitrucks = money.
Ratsun- That red/blue/black/orange/primered thing you saw broke down at the old school car show last week.
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