That frankenstein out in your garage assembled from a variety of different datsuns and nissans, of course... none of them fit quite right. They tend to have a flat black or similar finish, not really because it looks cool, but because it covers up the countless collage of dings, bings, dents, and scratches in your sheet metal. There is at least 10 times the amount of money you paid for the vehicle put into your air bag system, because we all know you needed to drop that extra .739 inches. A spray painted "Rising Sun" covers your hood. There's a good chance the engine has parts from different models/brands/countries. You traded for most of them, And everything else in it you made yourself or cannibalized from god knows what. You've probably sold 1 or 2 projects halfway through because your broke as shit, but that's ok, you'll probably just buy another. Your a proud member of ratsun.net, and if not, you should be!
Ratsuns should not be confused with "Minitruck", minitrucks = money.
Ratsuns should not be confused with "Minitruck", minitrucks = money.
Ratsun- That red/blue/black/orange/primered thing you saw broke down at the old school car show last week.
by Phirus May 21, 2009
Get the Ratsun mug.It was a cold, dark, stormy night. Lightning striking more than I've ever seen. The clouds parted and............................... Something moved in the shadows.
It was two men, Steroid and a Gnome the call Klotz. Klotz was holding Steroids DIPSTICK and said.." Steroid you need some lubrication."
From the woods came a scream never heard before...it was a sort of a sound like.."Kiz....kiz kiznook" and from the dark came a stranger with a dvd in his hand. Thank god it wasn't VD it was a DVD.
"Step back my fellow....uh...creatures of the dark." he whipped out a DVD player and said boldly" I have a cheap and crudely homemade DVD of Datsun repair by a Sage they call...." suddenly a sound comes from the woods...
It's a man from the great white north. They call Him DatzenMike.
He says to the group gathering.." Hey is this the Ratsun get together...EH?"
See he talks funny because, well he's Canadian, and they just talk funny.
So then after drinking many Molsons and saying eh and take off hoser, they called, on a cell phone, a man called BEEBANI. " Whats wrong here, Steroids ......and now they all called it a Ratsun, because the great white northerner called it that....his Ratsun won't start, what should we do?"
When REDEYES from the dark says , Is it a......." ...Situation that calls for the all Knowing the most brilliant of all...the one thay call....."
Suddenly, a rustling from the bushes stops them all silent.
A whisper comes from there and a voice is heard to say " you must go to the Maker of the DVD...They call him...." all eyes were upon the redeye....
and he says" What the fuck you looking at me for? The bush is talking...."
and then all of them turn back to the bush, the one that talks..and it continues...." Bonzai."
Well at that some of them laugh and say almost like a secret word or phrase.." ... CALL IT GOOD?"....laughter and a sense of relief comes across them all.
and then... and enigma.....the one they call "Bleach" appears. They all bow before him and ask" The one from the north says it shall be called RATSUN.
My Lord should it be so? At which the one they call Bleach says....
And I quote after many years and and many beers" Yeah what the hell.. if we refuse the one from the north they might send down some more or their god awful rock acts and shit do you guys really want to listen to any more Brian Adams songs.....?".....
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It was two men, Steroid and a Gnome the call Klotz. Klotz was holding Steroids DIPSTICK and said.." Steroid you need some lubrication."
From the woods came a scream never heard before...it was a sort of a sound like.."Kiz....kiz kiznook" and from the dark came a stranger with a dvd in his hand. Thank god it wasn't VD it was a DVD.
"Step back my fellow....uh...creatures of the dark." he whipped out a DVD player and said boldly" I have a cheap and crudely homemade DVD of Datsun repair by a Sage they call...." suddenly a sound comes from the woods...
It's a man from the great white north. They call Him DatzenMike.
He says to the group gathering.." Hey is this the Ratsun get together...EH?"
See he talks funny because, well he's Canadian, and they just talk funny.
So then after drinking many Molsons and saying eh and take off hoser, they called, on a cell phone, a man called BEEBANI. " Whats wrong here, Steroids ......and now they all called it a Ratsun, because the great white northerner called it that....his Ratsun won't start, what should we do?"
When REDEYES from the dark says , Is it a......." ...Situation that calls for the all Knowing the most brilliant of all...the one thay call....."
Suddenly, a rustling from the bushes stops them all silent.
A whisper comes from there and a voice is heard to say " you must go to the Maker of the DVD...They call him...." all eyes were upon the redeye....
and he says" What the fuck you looking at me for? The bush is talking...."
and then all of them turn back to the bush, the one that talks..and it continues...." Bonzai."
Well at that some of them laugh and say almost like a secret word or phrase.." ... CALL IT GOOD?"....laughter and a sense of relief comes across them all.
and then... and enigma.....the one they call "Bleach" appears. They all bow before him and ask" The one from the north says it shall be called RATSUN.
My Lord should it be so? At which the one they call Bleach says....
And I quote after many years and and many beers" Yeah what the hell.. if we refuse the one from the north they might send down some more or their god awful rock acts and shit do you guys really want to listen to any more Brian Adams songs.....?".....
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Origin Of Ratsun
Datsun fanatics
also...Finnish Noun: ratsun
Genitive singular form of ratsu.
a horse or knight(in chess)
Datsun fanatics
also...Finnish Noun: ratsun
Genitive singular form of ratsu.
a horse or knight(in chess)
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a stupid fucking cunt with a squeaky voice and doesnt know how to stop singing his favorite katy perry songs.
by Namarox January 8, 2017
Get the ratson mug.Noun: An unattractive girl who preys on drunken males. Once the sun goes down, the ratsnake slithers out of her snake hole for parties, tailgates, weekly drinking specials, and late night text messages. You do not want your friends to see this girl. She is always ready to go because she's never on her period. There is no need to wine and dine her as she would consider this an insult. She has an insatiable appetite for bourbon and cock. The ratsnake will believe anything you tell her, because she's dumb as shit.
Friend 1: "What did you end up doing last night?"
Friend 2: "I brought home that ratsnake from the bar."
Friend 1: "Oh man, not again."
Friend 2: "Yeah, I blacked out and she got me."
Friend 2: "I brought home that ratsnake from the bar."
Friend 1: "Oh man, not again."
Friend 2: "Yeah, I blacked out and she got me."
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Get the ratsing mug.a new breed of a rat and a chipmunk. it eats food just like a chipmunk with a small trace of ratness. if you harm a ratmunk, it may--i mean 'will' harm you! and attack you with absolute no mercy sometimes being fatal.
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