rasputin

Come on guys, this is a very hairy girl-down there.
Jes, Bill, tell your girlfriend to shave. When I went down on her, Rasputin was waitin for me.
by gogo April 28, 2004
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rasputin

Villen in the animated musical 'Anastasia'. Unlike the real Russian monk, Rasputin was a soulless, limbo-dwelling psycho with a magic reliquary that allowed him to summon demons from hell to aid him in killing Anastasia.
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning,
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be,
It scared me out of my wits,
A corpse falling to bits,
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was ME!

-Rasputin
by k00ld00d321 January 16, 2005
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rasputin

basically what urban pervert says except he only had 12 inch cock and he died immediately after it was cut off..the rest is crap..i aint know much about this nigga other then all his "magical F*cking powers" came from him smoking argela which i am doing as we speak
Raputin was a Russian nigga who hit weed and argela everyday after f*cking the czar's wife
by Weiled El Jieradet May 06, 2005
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rasputin

A nose hair that has become long enough to protrude visibly out of the nostril.
Did you see that guy's nose hair? I thought he was going to put my eye out! He needs to trim those rasputin's.
by Brandon H. March 31, 2006
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Rasputinism

To be killed in a protracted, almost ridiculous way.

Derives from the case of Grigori Rasputin who was poisoned with cyanide, shot at least twice and then thrown in the River Neva. He was then dug up by Bolsheviks and his remains set on fire.
The posthumous execution of Benito Mussolini in 1945 and Oliver Cromwell in 1660 was classic Rasputinism.

by Tyburn December 07, 2007
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Rasputin

Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.
by Manx Bloke January 04, 2008
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Rasputined

To be rectally infused with the
bodily fluids of a hairy peasant that will
proceed to have a spontaneous erotic
intercourse with anyone on sight without
verifying consent.
I Rasputined your mom last night.
by ProxyFoxy January 10, 2017
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