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Going on and on about a stupid and worthless subject that no ones interested in anyway
I was watching TV the other day when I saw two hundred rough looking gentlemen nab a round chunck of popcorn before eating a nasty child before 5oo stupid youths had run out the door to greet grandpa dumbhead and that was it because dumbhead had a laser guided RPG that nailed each of them in the forehead and blew off their appendages in a bloody splash and coated the doorway with a crimson liquid that ran down to the floor and pooled in the sewer where more than two million rats lived, but they weren't hungry.
ramble by Sourbread February 1, 2005
A podcast you can stream by Mya Adams rambling about many diverse topics.
Mya loves to ‘Ramble’ on her mew podcast “Ramble”.
Ramble by crapp@eveything.com February 8, 2025

Ramble Typing 

When you find yourself rambling at the keyboard, typing an email that takes almost an hour because you type a paragraph, stop for a minute, go back type another paragraph and so on...

You'll know you're ramble typing when you catch yourself starting every paragraph with, "So anyways.."
Chad: "...and that's about all I've been doing lately.

So anyways, ya lately it's just been basically that; just sittin around yknow, masturbating to the home shopping network, whippin' up Digiorno's all day. Basic stuff.

But ya, pretty much just that. Not much else... So anyways,..."

Chet: Goddamn this fool's ramble typing...
Ramble Typing by Rawb Eytch January 5, 2010

ramble on 

a farewell, synonym for "get going" and "goodbye'.
ah shit, im late. Sorry dude, ive got to ramble on.
ramble on by PoloGoalieMan October 31, 2004

Ramble and Scramble

Just like hit it and quit it but more bro.
Broski I pulled the mean ramble and scramble on this slampiece last night.

Ramble god 

A person that talks on too much for random stuff and on off topic tuff
Ay bro i woke up and walked my fish while folding the dishes

shut up you are an annoying ramble god
Ramble god by GOOGAARUUUUEEEE August 24, 2022

Ramble like a dentist

When someone goes on and on about something so quickly and loudly that they prevent interruption
Joey: "Sometimes he just talks and talks and I can't even get the time to tell him to shut it"
Maria: "Yeah he does ramble like a dentist"