qwert

a funny but absolutley dumb and pointless point marked by lol then silence

That was such a qwert moment

by Rachael February 03, 2004

qwert

a person who lacks sexual interest or humor; opposite of pervert

Don't be such a qwert, just look at this Playboy!

by Alexxx August 24, 2003

Qwerting

Adding random letters, numbers an symbols in a phrase or text, posted on a Forum.

jack: Omg, his car is awesome lolsd\!!!!1!!!1!!!!1111!!!wrktftftftzzz.

Jill: Stop Qwerting !

by loadrunner December 21, 2008

Qwert

The act of cumming or the semen itself.

example 1.
Guy1. I'll hit you so hard you'll qwert your self!
guy2. Bring it on qwert monkey!
example 2.
Guy1. that dog's humping your leg
Guy2. Ughh, there's dog qwert on my leg!
Guy1. You fucking idiot

by JB* June 02, 2006

Qwert

To ejaculate. It is also the first 5 letters on the keybourd.

I'm so horny, I really need to Qwert!

by Happy_Cow October 24, 2011

Qwert

A unit of distance between keys on a keyboard. Adjacent keys are one qwert apart.

Since F and L are five qwerts apart, nobody believed Rick's claim that his text was unintentional.

by Fabtastico May 24, 2021

Qwerts

Totally awesome, rad or horrible. It can mean anything really. and if you notice, the "q w e r t" keys on the keyboard go in oreder.

Calm the qwerts down!

You are so qwertsy.

Such a qwertser.

by hellokenni October 09, 2011