Quaft 

To beat someone over the head with a baseball bat, lightly. It is taken from the word coif which is a head covering worn by people such as nuns whom are sometimes know to beat the crap out of small children while

saying it is only a "light" punishment.

I'm going to quaft my babies daddy!

Quaft by KittyCatCool March 8, 2011

Quaft 

The act of a woman queefing, then promptly wafting her minge gasses toward her face for a sniff.

Tom watched from a distance as Cindy quafted in a display that would sicken most.

Quaft by Spermjizz December 10, 2016

Quantavious Dinglebottem 

The fine high class version of the inferior Quandale Dingle. Standing at a whopping 5 foot 4 with a 69 inch vertical he is also the greatest basketball player of all time.

The divine king Quantavious Dinglebottem

Quantavious Dinglebottem by Quantavious Dinglebottems dad April 22, 2022

quantay 

Humblest nigga out here , is funny as shit and he is getting to the money . He sometimes can be crazy and might have a bipolar disorder but is fun to be around

Quantay knows how to fuck

quantay by Quantay April 20, 2017

quanta

Quanta: (plural for quantum) are packets of this sub-atomic energy. Quanta are waves and particles, mass and non-mass, matter and non-matter. It is measurable and immeasurable, real and not real, visible and not visible... all at the same time – inherently dualistic. It is completely "opposite", physical and non-physical, in the same place, space and time, contrary to the current classical laws of physics. The quantum world creates the physical world.

The mind communicates directly with quanta
Quanta are entangled; everything is quanta; everything is entangled
"dude those quanta got me some tastey cookies"

quanta by JessaBoo February 18, 2007

Quafe 

The most popular softdrink in the Universe.

Quafe first appeared two centuries ago and, like so many soft drinks, was initially intended as a medicine for indigestion and tender stomachs. But the refreshing effects of the drink appealed to everyone and the drink quickly became hugely popular. This success of the Quafe Company, which has mostly come about in the last three decades or so, can be largely credited to one man: Poire Viladillet, the CEO of the Quafe Company for the past 35 years. Under his leadership the Quafe Company has propelled from being one of several leading soft drink manufacturers into a clear and undisputed supremacy.

Have a Quafe and smile...
That Quafe is goood...

Quafe by Gallente represenative October 27, 2004

quaffted 

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.

quaffted by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015