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Putining

When you’re in doggystyle with your friends mother and simultaneously jacking off Putin, typically while having your right hand diagonally pointed in the air.
“Yo last night I was Putining and it felt great”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches
by gman6020 March 3, 2022
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Putinski

noun

1. A person engaged in thinking or speaking out loud only Kremlin approved thoughts.

2. A petty dictator immitating another petty dictator.

3. Putinskied (past tense) A person that can no longer think non-Kremling approved thoughts.

4. Putinskis; a group of people that argue against all reason, evidence and logic that only putinskied thoughts are correct.

Verb.

1. Putinization; the process of making a general population completely unable to think non-Kremlin approved thoughts.
1. "No it is the west that has forced the east to invade a peaceful democracy by being very disagreeable"

"Yup, you've been totally putinskied." *shrugs*

2. "Dear daughter, I know you told me about attacks on your country and you sent me images of devastation but I don;t think they want to harm you. They are good people on a peace mission these soldiers. All the neighbours agree with me."

"Dear mother, you and your neighbours are a victims of putinization and unfortunately you turned in to just a bunch of putinskis."

3. "You watch out for that Lukashenko!"
"He's just another Putinski!"

4. "They want to conquer us and enforce strict putinization!"
"They can try but all they will get is this finger ! "
by Geek With A Knife March 4, 2022
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pudintain

pudinfine, pudinshine, pudinwhore, pudinbore
by Chuck U Farley May 13, 2005
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Putinani

Putinani
/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/

noun
VULGAR SLANG
a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.
"I have instructed my generals to put our nuclear arsenal into a special regime of combat duty" - Vladimir Putin, February 26th, 2022.

"Go stick your nukes in your putinani!" - Ukraine, and the rest of the world, soon thereafter.
by Ms. Unformation February 27, 2022
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puinsai

to pull into a barrel.

to put it inside a girl.

almost any act of entrance, usually forced and/or deliberate.
puinsai you fuckin' kook!

"no woman no cry, no can puinsai."

"we're ready now, sir, you may pu your vehicle insai."
by sunset pirate July 29, 2008
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putinsanity

(n) mental illness of such a severe nature that a person cannot distinguish fantasy from reality, cannot conduct her/his affairs due to psychosis, or is subject to uncontrollable impulsive behavior.
"It was yet another example of Putinsanity; there was no reason to execute those 13 people on a stupid island that no one gives a damn about"
by Happy Lucky Pipe Welder February 24, 2022
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puinsai

what local North Shore Golfers (Sunset Beach & Kuhuku) yell after hitting the golf ball (hopefully a good shot to the green), so as to encourage the ball to go in the hole.
by Vinni Calaustro February 12, 2003
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