patchy pussy

A muff of vaginal hair that looks as though it attempted to swallow a lawnmower, and lost.

Joe: How was Kathy last night?

Mark: Damn, she had one hell of a patchy pussy!

Joe: Did she down a 40 before she shaved?

Mark: Sure looked like the razer was on auto-pilot!

by Jenenena October 1, 2008

pussypathy

the sympathy and/or empathy felt for a friend that has been cock blocked.

Kilroy - "dude i could be banging katie right now if it wasn't for her bitch ass mom"

Kirbster - "i don't give a shit"

Kilroy - "wow have some pussypathy.. ass hole."

by Kilroy Scott June 15, 2010

pussypath

Its a psychopath, except he is crazzzzyyyyyy for pussy.

Bruh, Jason is a pussypath.

by the smexy ass bish May 13, 2020