purple penis eater

A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.

I went to a rave last night and ran into a purple penis eater.

by Scrimmy August 22, 2008

the purple penis mobile

Psilocybin, LSD, Mesculine. Taking too much of any of these substances at one time will cause you to witness the Purple Penis Mobile. No one can descibe it the same way because you're face melting off is a little more distracting but fuck it, its crazy!

Take 50 tabs of acid to the face and the Purple Penis Mobile will be revealed!

by Father Gauge May 5, 2008

big juicy purple penis

when a mans penis becomes hard big purple and juicy

"jacks penis became big juicy purple penis after he fucked nick last night"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

purple people penis eater

slang term for vagina.

i fucked that bitch in the purple people penis eater!

by Cassidyyyyyyyy October 5, 2008

Purple Penis Pimple Popper

One who pops pimples with a purple penis

Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper

by Loyalty To A Fault May 16, 2018