Purlovia Maxima

Purlovia Maxima is a creature that appears in Ark: Survival Evolved that lives in the redwoods, it can dig underground and hide there until a creature or player comes to close and the Purlovia will leap out causing you to get stunned for 5 seconds and in that five seconds your probably gonna die, and when you tame it you can use it as a trap for your base in PVP and if you have another one you can hide your items in it's inventory, and if you’re a part of a tribe that has a few Purlovia hiding underground only you and your tribe can see the mound of dirt and anyone outside the tribe can't see it.

Player 1: okay were gonna raid this base right there but be careful that they might have some Purlovia Maxima so watch out!.

by Debo emerarudo April 11, 2020

Purli

British (informal) something/someone that is physically appealing / aesthetically pleasing.

Oh shit look at that purli ting I wanna pull him.

by Km4161 June 2, 2018

purloined

What happens when you leave one night when everything is right where its supposed to be, then you come in the next day and everything's missing.

My office..burgled, plundered, PURLOINED... Ha Ha Ha! loins.

by Tggb3k October 23, 2004

purlease

when some1 really badly wants something or wants some one to do something for them.
it's like a desperate please.

pronounced PURRRR-LEES!!

spoilt brat: daddy could i have £200 please?

Father: No, sweetie.

Spoilt Brat: OH purlease daddy *flutter eyebrows furiously*

Father: oh, okay then

by Kayleigh P June 27, 2006

purling

A form of upside down masterbation with goal being catching it in your mouth.

I was sat in the loft purling and got some in my eye, my neck hurts.

by a triangle September 3, 2016

portmanteau purloin

when the government makes you think through esp that someone knows your whereabouts and is talking about you which distracts you from your daily tasks.

The portmanteau purloin put the majority of Americans living paycheck to paycheck because they couldn't pay attention.

by Coop Dupe January 8, 2020

Purley

Home to the sexy JSC, a bad-ass group of adolescents from local private schools, who consider themselves quite players, when really they're a bunch of neeks somehow scoring a social life.

The Purley Sexy beasts

by GoonaHazza November 5, 2010