petsessed

petsessed.
a perfect word to describe people who are obsessed with their pets!

Dan: Hey Sam, what's up?
Sam: I WAS COOKING DINNER AND MY CAT FLUFFY JUMPED ON THE TABLE SO I CAN GIVE HIM FOOD, HE IS SO CUTE!
Dan: lol
Sam: Check your emails, I sent you bunch of photos of him!
Dan: Sure, I take a look.
Sam: Hey what should I get fluffy? A king sized cat bed? or a queen sized cat bed?
Dan: ummm I don't know...
Sam: OMG FLUFFY IS KISSING MY FACE! I should go to the store and buy him some more food.
Dan: wow you love spoiling him don't you?
Sam: What can I say, I am a pet lover!
Dan: No you're petsessed!

by #mr.foodfreak April 23, 2018

Demon Possessed Singing Trout

A singing fish (Actually named "Billy Bass") which became viral in 2008 after someone posted a Youtube video of an extremely broken one attempting to sing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann.

"Demon Possessed Singing Trout" lyrics:

There I was- Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2021

Possessed

When a spirt or a being traps themselfs in your body and controls you in weird and or scary.

Jermey looks really possessed when he’s sleeping

by The Demon Doctor November 11, 2019

Pussessed

When you fuck a guy and he becomes obsessed with you and your pussy. He will keep hitting you up in hopes you put out again

Chris: "damn, dude her pussy was so good. I'm pussessed, never had pussy that good before"

by ChubbyBunny985 January 29, 2020

Pobsessed

Obsessed with harry potter

She was pobsessed

by Madzorella January 11, 2021

possessed by a Karen

When you take a problematic female less seriously because of institutionalized sexism, assuming she has no real power though she directly or indirectly benefits from (usualluy white) privilege. With prolonged exposure, the sheer force of empathy will erode your sense of self and you will start to rationalize Karen antics. Exacerbated by mental illness, attractiveness, vacillating from self-deprecation to self-aggrandizement, and irony poisoning.

"I know she says problematic things but her absurd takes make me lmao."
"Just be careful you don't get possessed by a Karen."

by poocsytipoop January 21, 2021

possessed

To get very drunk.

"Yo dawg, you see Porl last night?"
"Yeah, he and his new BF were totally possessed."
"Whoaa cool man."

by tuncay7 November 14, 2013