Anti-Endorphins. Puberty is the essence of feeling crap. It is also necessary to become a slave to the corporations, otherwise you'll be happy and oblivious all your life. This is why parents slip you a sedative and inject you with Puberty while you are sleeping when they think the time is right.
'Mmm...dear I think it's about time we inject our son with Puberty. He's old enough now.'
'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.'
'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.'
'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!'
'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.'
'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.'
'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!'
by Forking December 12, 2008
Get the pubertymug. When your body becomes swollen with evil, starts rotting, and the devil takes you as a toxic vessel for his purpose.
by teh schizoid September 14, 2008
Get the pubertymug. A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.
Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.
The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.
Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.
The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005
Get the pubertymug. What every single adolesence goes through. Is miserable for every single person going through the "akward stages". When guys start having wet dreams and girls become sluts.
Puberty sucks in middle school.
by darien not prep September 25, 2005
Get the pubertymug. A disease that most teenagers go through.
Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.
There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.
Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.
There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.
by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005
Get the pubertymug. KEVIN: Did you hear? Ben just hit puberty.!
ALEX: Finally, I have been waiting for his Pokemon collection for years.
ALEX: Finally, I have been waiting for his Pokemon collection for years.
by Outoftowntaco June 30, 2014
Get the Pubertymug. Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.
Fuck puberty
by LiftedStarfish March 6, 2016
Get the Pubertymug.