Pritzker

A giant piece of shit that won't go away.

Mike took a Pritzker and now the toilet won't flush!

by Smokenkrak May 17, 2020

Pritzker

A hypocritical unqualified trust fund brat who deliberately runs a state into the ground based on hs incompetance and ignorance.

we need to elect a new governor because the last one was a real pritzker

by notakrause May 12, 2020

protecc

The highest form of protection, TO SAVE and PROTTECC with just and gentle grace.
Left to right, beginning and end together.

"I'll protecc you from the purge!"

by Umicat May 17, 2017

pretzing

the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:

1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.

2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.

!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.

Also can be used as a codeword for weed.

DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work

"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."

"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."

later that night

" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"

by ItstheBGman August 7, 2009

Pretzel knickers

A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.

I better today up this apartment, I've left my pretzel knickers all over my bathroom!

by PF Jonny August 31, 2014

Potzeimer's

A gradually degenerative memory condition one aquires from smoking entirely too much marijuana.

Johnny had no idea how bad his potzeimer's had become: "Like, duude, uuh... what's the name of the thingy that, ya know, it's got water inside and ya barf into it when you're wasted?"

by MrEguy September 23, 2008

meat pretzel

two guys standing questionably close to each other. further amplified if they are naked, typically happening in gym locker rooms. in reference to their dongs tied in a knot.

ben's standing so close to tom, they're practically kneading a meat pretzel.

by TallPeniz February 4, 2009