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Porno mood swing

After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.
Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!
by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013
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Pornocchio

When your mom walks into to you jacking off and you try to lie about it
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Billy: It's a virus! I didn't click on anything!
Mom: Fucking pornocchio
by DickDiver July 11, 2016
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pornody

an amalgamation or portmanteau of ‘porn’ + ‘parody’ \ a term for a pornographic parody on a conventional film, TV show, and any other work of art, or media event
I’ve just learned that they’ve made a pornody called “Star Whores”! My god, is nothing sacred!
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 26, 2011
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Phono

An individual who is on his or her phone either texting, calling somebody or just going through their applications while their surroundings are socializing. Basically a person who does not want to be there and using a phone as a coping mechanism. Some people may find this normal, but most find this irritating and annoying. These kind of people are spotted in clubs, movie theaters, schools, during dates, bars and everywhere else. Another way of spelling is phone-ho
Stop being a phono and come joining the rest of us. Hey guys, do you smell that? It reeks of phono in here. Dude, during my date, she was being a phono the whole time. This phono bitch next to me is distracting me from the movie.
by Rolo Da Cholo May 6, 2009
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What me and your mother do each night while reading through your comments.
Speaking of sucking, it's porno music slash comment time...
by Natalie Tran August 22, 2011
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mirror pronouns

Mirror pronouns are often used by people that are comfortable with any pronouns, but prefer for you to use your own pronouns when talking about them.
A: I use mirror pronouns.

G: What's that?

A: I means you use your pronouns for me.

G: oh ok cool!

She/her (X uses she/her pronouns)

X: She was having a great time at the wedding, she was so fun to be around.

He/him (G uses he/him pronouns)

G: Look at him, he's winning the game!

They/they (H uses they/them pronouns)

H: They should be fine with the birthday party.

It/its (T uses it/its pronouns)

T: It should be here soon, don't worry, it won't forget to come.

Xe/xem (O uses xe/xem pronouns)

O: I told you xe would like ice cream, but no, now xer sad. Look what you did!
by Nopenopeinope October 1, 2021
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pronoun petty

A person who is extremely self-conscious about their pronouns.

NOTE: If a person corrects you nicely, they're not pronoun petty.
Person 1 - "Hey, have you seen Katie? She's been pretty off la-"
Katie - "EXCUSE ME I ONLY USE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS"
Person 1 - "Yeah whatever you pronoun petty fuck."
by GermanFromSaucePlayz September 18, 2021
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