masturbation for the intent of putting off other more important and imminent tasks, like studying for finals.
by Marinaaa May 10, 2007
Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.
by Kyle Whitley August 05, 2007
by steen tee April 18, 2003
by oohxlala July 25, 2010
Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."
When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.
by RbK1981 March 17, 2008
When I saw that she was reorganizing her sock drawer for the second time instead of calling her mother, I knew it was simple procrasturbation.
by chinesedentist January 19, 2012
by mojoPT November 07, 2009