procrasturbation 

1. noun
To procrastinate by means of masturbating.

2. noun
To procrastinate while masturbating.

1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.

2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.

procrasturbation by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2007

procrasturbation 

The masturbatory, obssessive self indulgence of procrastination.

Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.

procrasturbation by Bud Cutino December 12, 2007

procrasturbation 

Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off

I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.

procrasturbation by Sohum January 5, 2008

Procrasturbation 

Procrastinating by masturbating, that's when you have to do something and you just start jacking off instead.

'' Stop procrasturbating everytime and start thinking of getting your shit done, dude.''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''

Procrasturbation by anonymous November 12, 2014

procrasturbation 

masturbation for the intent of putting off other more important and imminent tasks, like studying for finals.

Procrasturbation... Alex is such a procrasturbator, he's got jizz all over his textbooks

procrasturbation by Marinaaa May 24, 2007

procrasturbation 

Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.

I had a lot of work to do today, but instead I did some intense procrasturbation.

procrasturbation by Kyle Whitley August 6, 2007

procrasturbation 

what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)

"man i love procasturbating"

procrasturbation by steen tee April 18, 2003