procrasticreeping

the act of creeping through people's facebook profiles to avoid doing something that you really should be doing

Keriann: "Hey whats up"
Christina: "nm. just procrasticreeping to avoid writing that english final paper."

by WILD TINA June 15, 2010

Procrastiracing

The art of holding off and being lazy on doing necessary and beneficial tasks, such as studying or working out, to street race instead. Similar to procrastination.

Bob: How is the studying for Math going, Ricardo?

Ricardo: Sorry bro, busy at the moment, I'm Procrastiracing with my riced out POS Honda Civic! Studying can wait!

by RicerMiata July 17, 2016

procrastication

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).

Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.

by cakeofages August 9, 2008

procrastinap

when you don't want to do your work, and you're also tired, you will take a short nap in the meantime and finish work later. one of the best ways to procrastinate.

I don't want to write this paper, so I'm going to take a procrastinap in the meantime.

by cold in here throw a coal at m April 21, 2009

procrastifap

The act of fapping whilst procrastinating

Sam likes to procrastifap a lot when doing philosophy essays

by ThisIsChristoph December 11, 2012

Procrastivaping

To delay or postpone an action by the act of vaporizing marijuana or marijuana concentrates

I was supposed to start my Sociology project, but I ended up procrastivaping instead.

by YungDabzberry November 9, 2011

Procrastinap

The direct usage of a nap to avoid or otherwise put off completing an obligation.

"I was gonna finish this essay last night, but the motivation was not happening and I ended up taking a fat old procrastinap."

by Satanbean October 12, 2014