Procrasterbating 

Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating

dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating

Procrasterbating by loserlord12 August 23, 2011

procrasterbating 

Masterbating while putting off doing something you're supposed to be doing

I was supposed to pick up my grandma at the grey hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by muggers

procrasterbating by who_the_sharks_thank October 26, 2015

procrasterbating 

Putting off important tasks so you can jerk off a little.

Jimmy: Hey dude! Did you finish that lab report?
Harry: CRAP! No i didn't! I spend way too much procrasterbating
Jimmy: Uhh, TMI dude. TMI...

procrasterbating by Procrasterbator321 February 21, 2011

procrasterbating 

Using masturbation as a way to put things off.

"I was too busy to wash the car because I was procrasterbating."

procrasterbating by carpediemdps March 30, 2010

Procrasterbating 

The act of procrastinating by masturbating.

Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?

Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.

Procrasterbating by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

Procrasterbating 

When you stroke the shaft, just to keep it from getting soft.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.

I visited Mark the other day. I walked in on him watching T.V, unfortunately, he was Procrasterbating.

Procrasterbating by FamishedPants March 18, 2012

procrasterbating 

to wait to masterbate

procrasterbating - see Ben Romanowski .

procrasterbating by gandalf aka the white wizard September 22, 2005