Probosculate

v. -- To think deeply whilst (and this is important) scratching the tip of one's nose

The action was actively demonstrated by the Muppets character Dr Tooth, when he said, "This is indeed a problem of heavy-duty proportions. We must probosculate upon it."

by Phthllanfar July 30, 2015

promiscusive

Having large amounts of "random" sex with the same person (combining "promiscuous" and "exclusive").

We broke up, but since we're hooked on the sex, we decided to be promiscusive.

by Janetta November 12, 2009

probosculate

To intrude upon a matter, particularly where the intrusion is uninvited. In simpler terms, "to stick one's nose into" or "to meddle".

"It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon." --Dr. Teeth, The Muppet Movie

by TheDictionaryDiva December 3, 2013

Proboscis

a large, protruding nose, often associated with areeb.

1. Holy hell!! Look at his proboscis!!
2. Cyrano de Bergiac had an intensely large proboscis.

by JayDrk August 21, 2008

proboscis

Nose. A common term often mistaken as "penis" because of the sound of the word and the context people use it in. It is similar in use to the weenus.

The proboscis belongs on the face
Your proboscis bothers you in the restroom (because it smells bad)

by 10248948142947392835y923840234 February 14, 2012

Slutus promiscus

The scientific name for the common slut meaning literally promiscuous whore. Characterized for their love of the cock and their taste for cum on every part and in every hole of their bodies.

Usually observed wearing revealing clothing, fake tanning, or with a cake icing-like layer of makeup on. This species usually have room temperature IQs. They also form a symbiotic relationship with diseases like herpes ensuring the continued survival of STDs.

Their "mates" (term used loosely) are typically (but not always) the douche bag.

Well known examples include the females of Jersey Shore.

They should definitely move Jersey Shore to the Discovery Channel because it's clearly a documentary on Douchum bagous and Slutus promiscus.

by not a Jersey Shore fan September 11, 2011

Nose Proboscis

...Another way of saying "no problem"

...a proboscis is a nose.

A: Thanks for always being there for me, man! I'm really happy you're my friend...

B: Nose proboscis, dude... That's what I'm here for!

by Klyde Frog February 16, 2009