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Hey Corto, pass the Primus. I'm open.
Primus by Russcheel February 24, 2009
the most amaizing band ever... seriously listening to them is better than sex... I would love to have sex with Les Claypool.
I went to the primus show last night, good lord, it was awesome.
primus by snow white July 22, 2004
One of the most excellent bands on the planet. Formed in 1986 somewhere in the bay Area by Les Claypool (bass), Todd Huth (guitar) and Tim Wright (drums).

Wright shortly after the band's inception. He was replaced by Jay Lane. Then he jumped the shark too and was replaced by Tim "Herb" Alexander. Huth was also replaced by Blind Illusion guitarist Larry "ler" LaLonde.

CD after CD followed. Brian Mantia replaced Herb for The Brown Album and Antipop. But Herb has now returned for Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People, a 5-song EP.
Primus' "Pork Soda" was nominated for a Grammy in 1993.
Primus by Kyo July 2, 2004
An absolute chad who is also a basement dwelling kitten lover. Always requires his mods but can never support them. A demanding creature.
"You need to hop off discord, you're becoming a primus"
Primus by norbert_dentressangle November 12, 2022
Experiencing connection difficulties during a gaming session thus insinuating one has shit connection. Symptoms: Lag, delay, disconnection and sudden bursts of anger from the connectee.
Club Captain: fuck sake Dellis! Why have you not passed that.

Dellis: Argh I did, I have fucking delay!

Club member: Don't blame it on your Primus connection you greedy bastard.

Dellis: Fuck off Danny
Primus by Jeebel May 17, 2017
Root Word Pri-mus

1) to rule in a supreme way 2) fist among the lot 3) a Family Originating in Granada who's offspring covers that Island, dang it i'm Juanell 1L Primus, and i can't even travel there in fear i might marry a cousin my grand dad had 52 children and his farther 35 i'm crap out of luck over there
the smith family rules in a most amazing way, almost like Primus
Primus by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010