2 definitions by Jeebel

Primus

Experiencing connection difficulties during a gaming session thus insinuating one has shit connection. Symptoms: Lag, delay, disconnection and sudden bursts of anger from the connectee.

Club Captain: fuck sake Dellis! Why have you not passed that.

Dellis: Argh I did, I have fucking delay!

Club member: Don't blame it on your Primus connection you greedy bastard.

Dellis: Fuck off Danny

by Jeebel May 17, 2017

Porkchop

A nickname primarily used in south-east England referring to males called Callum.

Mate 1: Oh look it’s Callum!

Mate 2: No Mate 1 Didn’t you hear his nickname is Porkchop.

by Jeebel May 23, 2019