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leg pretzeling

The act of tangling or resting your legs on those of a significant other. Pretzeling, but often devoid of contact except for the legs.
Because he was too much of a pansy to make a real move, Thomas settled for leg pretzeling with Emma during the movie.
by rayshella January 26, 2009
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preezing

to preeze, preezing, preezed
when you lead someone on with no intention of being with them because you want them to like you
“i thought you liked me but i think you’re just preezing me”
by edible1&2 June 10, 2021
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Pretzeling

When you and your partner (male or female) cross your legs behind your head and engage in sex
Yo me and my girl were pretzeling last night, shit was awesome.
by lildick123_4 January 1, 2016
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pretting

The act of doing something in a pretty way that may not always be a pretty thing to do.
She's pretting with that butcher block, whould'nt you say? What? She has very nimble fingers!
by jysys January 27, 2004
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rose petaling

the act of licking the area around the rectum in small figure eights which then causes your partner to involuntarily shit in your mouth which you then proceed to spit the shit into her twat
by iliketofapallday November 16, 2009
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Petaling

A very useless word to describe the obscure process of adding layers of moleskin or makeshift materials to create an ad hoc bushing for the lower rim opening of one's medical penis enlargement vacuum pump in preparation for prolonged use, or as an emergency measure to, for example, abate painful penile shaft edemas or mitigate testicular torsion and seminal vesicle ruptures, commonplace among unfortunate individuals with a thumb dick, so that one may resume vigorous penile pumping, effectively turning the penis into a semi-resilient, flaccid superchubby resembling a miniature rancid eggplant, inevitably leading to DVT - Deep Vein Throboshits and perpetual impotence.
Intercom: "Dr. Wang, please report to the north wing nurses station immediately for adolescent penile pump evacuation and flaccid priapism drainage."
Nurse: "Orderly Johnson, please prepare and sterilize the bone saw and hydraulic urethra lancer."
Patient: "Nurse, please, the pain. I need some moleskin or at least help holding my pump upright."
Nurse: "I'm sorry, son, we do not permit petaling, perpetual masturbation or hand jobs in common areas of the pediatric ward."
by Dr. Octagynocologist December 12, 2013
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Prezzing

To present oneself as a present.
Are you prezzing me 88forthewin? I'll have you tonight! -Aerrine
by 88ftw May 16, 2017
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