E-Pression

one who acts depressed to gain attention to a certain audience on the internet

1. man have you noticed jeff lately, i swear hes E-Pression

2. yeah jeffs E-Pression is reall coming advancing, its really gay, he's just trying to get sympathy from lindsay

by jackmckoo92yo April 4, 2009

D-pression

The sadness a mother feels when her 16 year old daughter has bigger boobs than she.

Sally: Hey! Do you know what's been wrong with Carol lately?
Amanda: Have you seen her daughter?
Sally: No. Why?
Amanda: Carol's in some major D-pression.

by rainbowbunnyface June 11, 2011

Pressional

Refers to the misspelled version of the word “professional” in a video of a pilot in a plane talking in a very unprofessional and rude manner to the passengers before a flight.

“When yo’ pilot came from the streets and left his pressional side at home😭 😂”

by H3yTon3s July 7, 2021