Dip-pression

The Sudden and Overwhelming conviction that there is no Caramel core to life, and you'll probably spend your time in quiet confusion.

1: I am in Dip-pression
2: Did you just say Depression or *Dip-Pression*
1: Depression isnt a word you idiot

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <( And I oop September 8, 2019

D-pression

The sadness a mother feels when her 16 year old daughter has bigger boobs than she.

Sally: Hey! Do you know what's been wrong with Carol lately?
Amanda: Have you seen her daughter?
Sally: No. Why?
Amanda: Carol's in some major D-pression.

by rainbowbunnyface June 11, 2011

pressing necks

(euphemism) giving someone a hickey

yo dawg, they were hella pressing necks last night. i can totally see the bruises on both of them

by jhoer January 12, 2021

Pickle Pressing

Pressing your wiener against a window.

"Stop pickle pressing and become a gentleman, son" - Bill Clinton

by idk idk idk idk idk idk November 10, 2016

pressing pickle

Pressing your wiener against a babershop window

Yep, someone's pressing pickle down at Joes

by p0c November 10, 2016

Pressingirl

A woman who stress her man/lover/friend with benefit. She's very similar to a stalker but differently from stalker the most of the time her harrassments start to come out very slowly, further usually she has/had a relation with the guy who is stressed and for this reason her behavior is tollerated more than usual. She's very possessive so she call the poor guy continuosly and often stalks him online to be sure that no girls add him.

A: did you received another text? Is it the 10th in 1 hour?
B: yeah mate, that girl is not giving in with me, she wanna see me again!
A: damn man, she's defo a pressingirl!

by Shotokhan July 27, 2013

pussy pressing

When a girl does the splits on top of your face with her pussy directly over your mouth and you stick your tongue out and push her up and down like a bench press

Dude I needed a chest workout and I was craving some pussy so I started pussy pressing my girl.

by Dapak March 26, 2019