president

see also, liar/asshole/dictator

the president says were free, haha!!! crock o shit

by ... May 18, 2003

president

$$$, there's jefferson, washington...

#1: *hands #2 some cash*
#2: "wrond president yo! hand me tha benjamins!"

by jasmine April 28, 2002

president

a penis, cock, schlong, goat, tallywhacker, purple-headed puding flinger, frank, sausage, whang, dong, meat, you get the idea

hey baby say hello to the president

by brokenrecords33 August 24, 2006

president

either some giant douche or some turd sandwich as said in south park

except for ronald reagan

presidents suck up to make it far in politics

by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

president

The top elected political position in the United States.

G W Bush wishes he had been elected president by the voters instead of being selected by the Supreme Court -
more voters vote in elections than do SC Justices in a case.

by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003

president

a useless figurehead made during early democracy to show the rest of the world that a country with this government has one leader.(which couldnt be more wrong) the only power given to him(that is legal and people know about)is the power of veto and general status at time of war. this should be considered a useless form of government due to this. governments like a republic with an elected chancellor or parliament with an elected prime minister are by far superior and get things done, intead of acting like bumbling retards and barely ever making governmental progress.

The U.S. president is a complete figurehead and joke.

by _shadowfoot_ August 28, 2008

president

a position that somehow anybody is qualified for. no matter how little politicaly inexperienced or orange one may be.

Bob: did you see who the new president is?
Joe: yeah i'm not surprised. anybody can be president i guess

by •villainous• March 28, 2017