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Politicians

A load of pricks that lie, deceive and do fuck all for the benefit of society (apart from the select few) plus make cuts and deprive young people of a life
Politicians like David Cameron and Nick Clegg/ traitor to the lib dems (but not other members the lib dem party, even though you guys will never win.)
by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 4, 2011
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politician

A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.
Just look at any goddamn politician.
by Steve June 19, 2005
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liberal politician

An ordinary citizen that once elected immediately sheds any notion of integrity or honour and spends all their time looting and pillaging the public purse while ensnaring the other 99.9% in Legislation that guarantees their indentured servitude.
As a Liberal politician I am happy to support this Bill that ends funding for the Women's Crisis Centre and redirects it into my million dollar office renovation and expense account.
by Thautikus January 13, 2017
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televangelist politician

A type of politician who strives to present himself to the public in a perfectly coiffed family-man package as he deftly peppers his dogmatic and craftily laundered hate with lots of God-speak.
Ron DeSantis is the the most highly rated televangelist politician at this point in time; stay tuned to this fake-Jesus devotee.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2023
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politicians

politicians dont do shit for the common man. they only help the rich
by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004
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politicians

They're assholes.They're ALL assholes.
politicians are nuts!
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by queefs September 25, 2005
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armchair politician

A person who seems to have poorly based opinions on every aspect, defends them all blindly, and does it with very little research, IE: from just an armchair.
That kid flapping his mouth off about the war on terror is just some armchair politician.
by moeburn September 22, 2004
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