A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.
by Lumpbag May 10, 2009
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1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.
2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!
2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
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Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.
I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!
I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!
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Get the pork eye mug.A pork sandwich is when you have sex with a woman in the morning and then another woman in the afternoon and then end up with the first (original woman) again at night.
The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.
The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.
Bro 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?
Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!
Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?
Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.
Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!
Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!
Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?
Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.
Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!
by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 24, 2017
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