Pornoetry

Pornographic poetry. It is often used by people that want to look semi-intelligent. They use it to profess their undying love in a poetic sense. The worse kind uses forced rhymes and dumb synonyms.

An good example of bad pornoetry:
"The oyster of lust
opens to the world
As thousands thrust
their spears unfurled
Firmly into her socket"

by Universal Bob July 20, 2008

Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face

A friend that you are mad at for 3-5 seconds

Dude don't be a Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face

by Swimming Jesus May 10, 2010

pornholio

A large collection of porno, or used to describe a porn addict.

Thats one big pile of pornholio!
You Pornholio

by Christopher Scott September 15, 2003

Pornhole

(noun): a sloppy, loose, and abnormally large vaginal cavity often owned by a whore and/or pornstar

"Oh my god dude did u see the size of her pornhole?! It was fucking huge!"

by Jerry & Jami December 17, 2008

pornhole

a person, typically female, that would allow more than one sexual organ to be inserted into more than one orifice of their body at one time and consent legally to let someone record the act on film. Any person that invokes sexual fanatsies at first glance that involves complex camera angles.

When I saw Jeena lean over to get a drink of water all I could think about it what you call the knob of skin between a girl's cunt and her asshole..what a goddamn pornhole(fap,fap,fap)!

by orgo December 2, 2003

pornholed

Forcing ones significant other to watch hours of hard-core porn.

Tim said we would have date night, I ended up just getting pornholed

by S_nner March 23, 2011

PornHole

is when you are watching porn and you are really into the zone then all of sudden you bust a nut and you feel full sensation

dude last night i was in a pornhole

by Cookierobot69 March 11, 2019