poover

The act of farting and hovering the smell before anyone else has the chance to wiff the foul stench.

"Ah greg I just released one stanky fart"
"Luke mate, better poover that double quick"

by Sinbadio2012 June 5, 2014

poovertime

To go for a poo during worktime, therefore being paid for it.
So by working extra hours for money you are doing overtime, by taking a dump in work hours you are earning poovertime.

you can work out your average poovertime rate by taking your hourly rate and dividing by 6 (assuming an average 10 minute " visit"). For example, you earn £15 an hour, your average poovertime rate is £2.50 .

" dude, where have you been for the last 10 miutes, its really busy in the office today"
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" Been on poovertime and earned £2,50"

by supranomicon October 1, 2012

Poopery

A place where so much excrement occurrs perhaps after eating a lot or where you go to make room for thanksgiving dinner.

I just ate so much this Thanksgiving I am the Queen of the poopery!

by JoeKnee March 10, 2016

poogery

Ridiculous; bullshit
The act of doing something to the point of it being considered foul

Did you see what she wrote on his car?

Yeah what was some poogery shit

by Thatjitg November 21, 2022

pooveriod

An extreme version of poovee. To pee, poop, vomit, and have one's period all in response to an extremely disgusting event.

Francine: Chester, that child molester, hit on me at the bar the other day.

Pete: Pooveriod!

by Swingle February 2, 2010

sue-poofery

Sue-poofery is the art of actively seeking out homosexual men, and finding some way of sueing them. It is not a very well-known art, but is commonly used by many homophobics as a way to make gays' lives less enjoyable.
However, sue-poofery can also be a coincidence, and the person sueing may not even be aware of the other's sexuality.
On top of this, someone may sue a gay man and it could have nothing to do with that gay man's sexuality.

1)Craig - So, what did you do last night?
Daniel - Oh not much, just got up to some sue-poofery.

2)Jeremy - Dude, I just totally sued Tom Cruise for hitting me with his car!
Bob - jeremy, you do know you just commited sue-poofery, don't you!!?

3)Becca - Stuart stole money from me again! There's gonna be some serious sue-poofery for this!
Peter - It isn't even a real word!!!!

by Bedeb Aibcad April 19, 2008

poovert

a person with a poop fetish

I broke up with Chad because I found out he was a poovert.

by muffinpigeon November 19, 2018