pootscootboogie

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.

My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.

by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

Imogen Poots

Drop dead sexy British actress best known for playing Tammy, in 28 Weeks Later.

You know Rule #2? Well it also applies to Imogen Poots, because I would totaly double tap that sweet, sweet British ass.

by AssCunts December 27, 2009

pootstania

Adjective:
1.Reffering to a bowl of marijuana that has been smoked.
2.A cashed bowl of marijuana

"Dude dont hit that bowl, Its pootstania."
"If that bowls pootstania, load another."

by Hosie O'donnell May 15, 2006

Petty Poots

A habitual dick toucher that goes above and beyond in attempts to grab tube steak. This person usually comes up with constructive ways of bumping into other men as an excuse for grabbing a handfull of meat.

I cant Believe that trevy molested me again.... he is such a petty poots

by stevie J June 13, 2010

Pootsniffer

1.The Act Of Smelling Farts Or In This Case Poots.
2. A Name For Someone Who Steals Your Thunder.

1. Those College Guys Are Such Pootsniffers.
2. You Took The Words Right Outta My Mouth You Pootsniffer!

by Heroine Star October 16, 2010

Poots on Newts

The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.

Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!

by 0H N035! August 5, 2010

pooted

A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.

Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...

by michael "i'm way too" long July 16, 2006