n. a particle of feces suspended in the air which produces a foul smell resulting from flatulance or defecation.
1. Wow, those pootons are still trapped inside the car after we left it for an hour; it sure does stink in here.
2. Much like a particle of light is a photon, a particle of poop is a pooton.
2. Much like a particle of light is a photon, a particle of poop is a pooton.
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A feeling one gets of being nostalgic for a period of time or place they had never been. Coined by Ryan Norths Dinosaur Comics.
"Aww, man, I have really big feeling of protonostalgia today. I wish I could have been a caveman. I wish I had a club and killed Sabre-tooth tigers. Wouldn't that be sweet?"
by pleiades September 13, 2007
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Girl 2: Ew, look at that girl heading to the toilets, what a Pooton!!!!!!
Girl 2: Ew, look at that girl heading to the toilets, what a Pooton!!!!!!
by poloswag May 6, 2014
Get the Pooton mug.Longing for an inaccurate or naive image of an era you may or, far more commonly, may not have lived through.
He has protonostalgia really bad, wishing we could go back to the way it was before 1960, when there were "no problems"
Call me protonostalgic, But I WAS very popular in high school.
Call me protonostalgic, But I WAS very popular in high school.
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Get the Photonography mug.n. - An unwanted piece of processed food (usually something mexican). That has attached itself to your also unwanted hair around your anus.
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