pooton

n. a particle of feces suspended in the air which produces a foul smell resulting from flatulance or defecation.

1. Wow, those pootons are still trapped inside the car after we left it for an hour; it sure does stink in here.
2. Much like a particle of light is a photon, a particle of poop is a pooton.

by codephanie February 13, 2014

Pooton

Noun. Pronounced POO-tahn. A shitload of trouble. Major notgoodness.

Dude, you just got us into major pooton.

by William Dean A. Garner May 22, 2011

Protonostalgia

A feeling one gets of being nostalgic for a period of time or place they had never been. Coined by Ryan Norths Dinosaur Comics.

"Aww, man, I have really big feeling of protonostalgia today. I wish I could have been a caveman. I wish I had a club and killed Sabre-tooth tigers. Wouldn't that be sweet?"

by pleiades September 13, 2007

Pooton

A crispy-ass hoe who sleeps with people in nightclub toilets

Girl 1: This party is bangin'!
Girl 2: Ew, look at that girl heading to the toilets, what a Pooton!!!!!!

by poloswag May 6, 2014

Protonostalgia

Longing for an inaccurate or naive image of an era you may or, far more commonly, may not have lived through.

He has protonostalgia really bad, wishing we could go back to the way it was before 1960, when there were "no problems"

Call me protonostalgic, But I WAS very popular in high school.

by BrainDT February 7, 2008

Photonography

The art of creating your own pornography using your own camera.

Dick loved Andy so much, they expressed their love with some Photonography.

by ryguy8098 August 6, 2009

Pootons

n. - An unwanted piece of processed food (usually something mexican). That has attached itself to your also unwanted hair around your anus.

After my spicy bean wrap, I spent most the night pickin' Pootons out from between my cheeks.

by Cory Sawatzki June 19, 2007