Poopsnatch

A word for a girl that you really don't like. Implies that she wipes the wrong way, leaving smelly fudgy poo in her vaginal cavity.

Man I really hate Natalie, she is a major poopsnatch.

by vaginas-r-us November 19, 2005

poopsteak

A term used for an unusually large terd. It is only used for log sized craps.

You should see the poopsteak he left in the toilet.

by Nick Weismiller May 18, 2004

poopsmear

the act of smearing poop under someones doorhandles so they get a nice little surprise in the morning. usually, dog shit is used in this process

my bitchass former landlady ripped me off for my security deposit so i'm going to poopsmear her car

by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

Poopsquatch

The shadowy figure that leaves behind pet droppings in your yard

You are sitting on your couch- you glance at your yard and see a shadowy figure shuffling and hesitating beyond your hedge. By the time you race outside to confront the trespasser... all that is left is a steaming mound of ...POOP! You have been victimized by the elusive Poopsquatch!

by Giovanni Busalacchi April 20, 2007

poonsweat

1> the stuff in your goatee after eating a pooseta
2> what is left in your GF's panties after finger jaming her
3> The baddest xbox live player on Ghost Recon 2: Summit Strike

she wouldnt kiss me cause i had poonsweat on my chin; damn poonsweat killed me again

by poonsweat January 3, 2006

Poopskeet

An act involving two playersin which the defecator, releases with great fury a freshly brewed batch of butt brownies upon a surface(usually the hood of a car). It is at this point in which the ejaculator explosively unloads his cock cannon subsequently causing a downpour of man juice onto the adjacent excrement. If the act has been preformed correctly a poopskeet will have been formed.

"Dude what the fuck is wrong with you, poopskeeting, really. Thats fucking gross."

"Sally's face totally got poopskeeted on last night.

by Grantasia June 23, 2008

Poopdeath

1. A blanket term used to describe particularly awful, vile or horrid feelings, smells, tastes, people, performances, stomach viruses, issues of indigestion, appearances or general suckiness.

2. Alternatively, because poop is "the shit" and there's a certain romance and chicness associated with death, in ironic hipster-like fashion poopdeath may be used as a positive adjective used to describe things that are cool, trendy or aesthetically-pleasing.

1. Oh dear god, I feel like poopdeath.

"Dude, last night Metropolitan smelled like poopdeath."
"I know. Someone had a poopdeath all over the stall. I saw it."

That Chipotle did not sit well with me. I had a visit from the poopdeath last night.

Well that was a poopdeath performance.

2. OMG. I love your outfit. It's way poopdeath.

"This place is so poopdeath!"
"Totes poopdeath."

by setoburrito September 16, 2011