Poopmongerer

Tiny monsters resembling or made of poop. they live in the Gnar, which is why it is important to shred the gnar.

"Shred the gnar man, and watch out for poopmongerers!"

by Crocean Dick Head July 29, 2009

poomones

The small particle of human feces found on bed sheets which most people mistake for lint.

"honey, u left poomones on the bed again last night"

by Peter L W May 18, 2008

poofinger

A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.

DAMN... poofinger again!

by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004

poobanger

when you stick your thumb up someone's ass,take it out and then suck on it

first coined by independent rock artist and overall chill father, "Mac DeMarco"

i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...

by e_ijah January 16, 2018

Piemonger

Someone who sells pie; according to my brother. Is it a real word? Depends on who you ask, really.

Our resident piemonger lives just down the street.

Or, for all of us who remember the muffin man:

Do you know the piemonger, the piemonger, the piemonger...

by Monkey D. Roronoa June 25, 2008

Product Prolonger

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

by FASH1976 April 29, 2010

poomongerer

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

by Kendra February 26, 2005