PooAIMing

To bring your laptop into the bathroom so you can continue AIMing with someone while you poop.

person1: hey guess what
person2: what?
person1: we're totally pooaiming right now.
person2: dude gross.
person2: remember to wash your hands.

by sarcasticpeach March 12, 2010

pooagami

"Pooagami"- The art of folding your toilet paper to disguise poo stains / wipes before placing it in a bin in foreign countries that do not let you flush the paper away.

Registerd 2018 K & A

The cleaner noticed that the toilet bin didn't smell as much as others and thanked us for the pooagami folding we have mastered.
Poo Shit

by A & K October 27, 2017

pooaxe

n. a dick head that messed something up.

The pooaxe smashed his car again

by TheZed January 13, 2005

pooacide

committing suicide by eating your own shit.

"How did jimmy die? He committed Pooacide!"

by FloGgY May 5, 2005

pooage

The stuff in an unflushed commode

That toilet stinks: its full of pooage.

by Terry2 September 15, 2006

Pooanoid

One who excessively wipes after a poo in fear that it is never perfectly clean.

Dammit Steve! You clogged the toilet with toilet paper again! Quit being so pooanoid!

by Gus Maverick January 7, 2011

pooaplegic

n. A person experiencing loss of sensation in the legs after an extended period of reading on the toilet.

Impatient restaurant patron: "If you spend any longer in there you'll become a pooaplegic!"

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008