pompous prick

someone who thinks they are the shit, gods gift to the world when indeed they are no where near anything to that.

Samantha Anne is a mondo pompous prick

by j, March 10, 2009

pompous fuck

a deluded cunt, with a false sense of self-worth and self-importance.

John: "Martin, careful because you may slip. The pavement is wet"
Martin: "What? Do you think I don't know that? Were you expecting me to be surprised? Do you not know who I am?"
John: "What a pompous fuck"

by Orbit079 October 3, 2013

pompous

When you sound like an asshole.

Do you even know how pompous you are?

by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

pompatus

In 1954, Vernon Green of the Medallions wrote a song called "The Letter" in which he used the words "puppetutes of love", a combination of "puppets" and "prostitutes". A puppetute was a woman of your fantasies who would do anything you wanted. Steve Miller, who sometimes imported words from other songs (including his own) into his lyrics, misheard the word as "pompitous" or "pompatus" and added "pompitous of love" and "pompatus of love" to his songs, "Enter Maurice" and "The Joker", respectively. The words were later used as a title to a movie, "The Pompatus of Love". "Enter Maurice" also uses the words "sweet words of epismetology" (close to an actual dictionary word, epistomology), which was probably a misheard version of another Green-invented word, "pizmotality", words so secret they can only be revealed to a lover.

"My dearest darling, come closer to Maurice so I can whisper sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of the pompatus (pompitous) of love" (from "Enter Maurice", by Steve Miller)

by JohnJablong June 11, 2006

pompous

1. one whom of which is full of pomp.

2. a self absorbed person.

3. an elitist pig, usually found inflating her/his ego to the point of nausea.

4. a self proclaimed stately person, commonly found talking down to others whom of which are typically in a higher intelligence quotient bracket.

Gads, did you hear Eric at our last gathering? He so pompous, I'm willing to bet that he's a legend in his own shower.

by No One May 16, 2004

Pompous Ass

Tom Cruise, Scientologist at large

What a fucking pompous ass... I HATE SCIENTOLOGISTS.

Expect us.

by Anonymous Does Not Forget February 5, 2008

Pompous-assery

A display or example of someone being a pompous ass. Typically refers to those who are arrogant and believe they are better than you, and act accordingly.

A person behaving with pompous-assery is acting even more pompous, arrogant, pretentious, and douchey than usual, or is behaving as such out of character.

His obnoxious arrogance that day was such a display of pompous-assery I could barely contain myself.

by LynnInLaw April 27, 2010