soap and poke

v. to wash one's ass, thoroughly, with soap and a finger, repeating until the finger comes out clean.

n. the act of washing ones anus.

Doris, if you want me to toss your salad you had best give it the old soap and poke.

I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.

by homoguytom February 1, 2013

pokedeath

When you die playing Pokemon Go.

Also known as a Darwin Award.

A man crashed his car and died, it turned out to be a pokedeath.

by N04h July 31, 2016

poke chops

This describes a Southern term for a particular sexual style and habits.

Ben Dover was known for his poke chops in the Nashville bars.

by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

Poke poacher

A poke poacher is one who has sex with the lover of another.

Juan was a poke poacher who had affairs with many wives in his neighborhood.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Stroke n Poke

When a guy is stroking a girls hair and then he pokes his penis in her vagina!

Chad gave Keirsten A Stroke n Poke that made her scream & her body tingle all over!

by SlopNChop October 18, 2016

poke guy

Poke guy is a Hong Kong slang meaning "I hope you die by falling down in the streets".
It could also mean a jerk.

A: Look at that poke guy. He is flirting with the girls again.
B: And he's not even good at it.

by ChickenLui November 6, 2018

toke and poke

The act of smoking marijuana and having sex at the same time.

We had a great night, especially when we decided to toke and poke.

by Crow420 July 27, 2006