poklein

Alternative spellings: Porkland, Pokland.

Refers to the uncool youth in Brunei.
These youths are so emo, scene, always think fags are cool, emulate rappers, wear eyeliner, sit at The Mall wof whistling, wear shirts emblazoned 'FBI' or 'Police' or 'SWAT'

Their English is atrocious.

Description of a poklein male:
-adorns himself with bling bling.
-wears eyeliner
-hair spiked with tons of gel.
-loiters at The Mall at least thrice per week without spending any dosh.
-whistles at an average looking girl.
-dirty grubby elbows.

Traits of a poklein female:
-Self dyed hair (which is usually a violent red color or a revolting blonde color)
-wears only T-shirts and Jeans (no miniskirts)
-Fake Converse sneakers.
-Brings a sloppy looking shoulder bag (which is most likely their school bag)
-stares at any girl which is more attractive or cooler looking than her.

His sister is a poklein.

poklein by Apakan July 19, 2007

Poklen 

Screw all other fucking definitions. This is the right one. Well for all of you know, poklen is a word used in Brunei. People think they're so cool and getting a lot of attention from others. Well think again, you're not cool and it is a disgrace for using such worthless, grammar error and uneducated words.

As I'm saying, most poklens now have invaded facebook and twitter. How to recognize poklens in facebook? Easy, they are using undesirable profile name such like "Doubleonezerosix" "Nineteenzerothree" "thedeathcore" "SiiSayankku" "Tigapuluhribuantahsampai'mana" "Aku Sii Manja", naming a group like "Crowzz'X, " and whatever shits like that so on and forth. And also, they always post their status such as "Like eh my dp gengz" "aku tau aku bida or it means I know i'm ugly" like seriouly kid? If it's ugly, why are you posting it?

Some words that are used in poklen conversations are;

Sayang - sayank
Tu - toh
So - cho
Haha - ahakz
Miss - mishhh
like - loike

And so on. If you're not a poklen, you may recognize them more.

p.s; "Wort" is not a poklen word. "Wort" is an Australian accent.

Human 1: "Hey do you know this guy/girl: insert name Sii'PunaiAyam from facebook?

Human 2: "Oh! That person, he's/she's such a poklen. He/She always type me with the Z's and X's at every end of the letter. Last night he/she texted me "Aku sayank ia tohzz. Ehekzz"

Human 1: "Ew. What a sore lozer. As if he's/she's speaking like russian people with saliva raining in the air, spitting on the face.

Human 2: "I know right, so disgusting. Gonna unfriend him/her. Catch you later!"

Poklen by thissoawesome November 22, 2011

poklen 

A term used in Brunei Darussalam as a label to citizens(often the younger generations) that tries so hard to be as non-local as possible and fails to look or act proper in their attempt. often identified with poor fashion or naming sense, these "poklens" are often looked down upon.

It can be deduced that the origin of the word stems from the older generation of the local term "puak lain" which literally means other tribe (puak=tribe, lain=other). however due to slang and communication difference( which could be attributed to difficulty in talking due to age) between the older generation and the younger generation its form is slightly altered and merged into one word: "poklen" (Pok=Puak, len=Lain).

Judgmental person: " poklen eh ko ani".
example of olden sentence which could be used by older generations: " jangan tah di tiru poklen (puak lain) atu".

poklen by SimpleApple August 12, 2017

Poklen 

1. (Usually) a noun to describe teens (normally from Brunei) whom stylize written English / Malay in ridiculous ways; have numbers or ludicrous fake names as their Facebook display name; form cliques or groups with absurd names on Facebook; normally dress in coloured skinny jeans, usually along with plaid shirts; think they are cool but just plainly are not. A Poklen with proper grammar is absolutely rare.

2. An adjective to describe one who acts like a Poklen.

1. (i) Hi do u wantz to go to the maaaalllz? ahax ahax

(ii) *On Facebook*: <Name> Fivesixthree

(iii) *On Facebook* : <Name> iheartdropdead

2. X: "Eyh, cemana kan neee? Voie kau ani eyh! Sasax ku eyh!"

Y: "Poklen eh."

Poklen by byeolida November 7, 2011

Poklen 

Poklen is a Bruneian word. Poklen is usually people from the water village of Brunei-Muara. They are usually teenagers. They act cool, and all shit. But they're not. They're fake to get attention. But what makes them famous in Brunei is the way they type or talk. And they also start to create groups and shit.

X: Yaw. Jalan eyh. Ahakz! I loike toh! VOIE KO ANIE. EHEKZ EHEKZ.
Y: Poklen kau ani eh.

More words:
Palui - Falui
Behapa - Vehapa
Bye - Vye
Haha - Ahaks
Hehe - Eheks
Tu - Toh
Like - Loike
Miss - Mish
So - Cho

And more.

Poklen by gwai-lo December 16, 2010

poklen 

A word used from Brunei to define a person who doesn't know how to spell thing/ doesn't know how to speak proper english/ someone who acts fake to get attention.
someone who is too arrogant to take off the 'z' and 'x' from any word.

p/s: if youre not a poklen, you'll maybe spell everything in complete words.

Oh MaIixXxX GoDz!!! i LuFfZzZzz YoUhXxX!

FaAnXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!


fuck off, poklen.

poklen by laalow March 7, 2009

Poklens 

Base on my understanding, a poklen is a term used to refer to an anti-social youth subculture in Brunei.

These "Poklens" are the mix of Roadmen, Chav or a Ned, HypeBeast, Fuccbois.

How do you recognize a poklen? Simple. They ride bikes across the neighbourhood, hangout with friends and joke around loud in public (they have no respect for anyone).

They vape a lot of times, they wear caps backwards and forwards. They have dyed hair, they think they're cool but they're not as they are seen as a worst excuse for a human being. They have this certain way of talking or typing. Usually with bad grammar and broken english.

They have this addiction to mainstream designer clothing or shoes like Supreme, Jordans, Thrasher, Gucci, Led Shoes.

They have Twitter, Facebook, Twitter accounts as well. Having names that don't make any sense or just plain cringe. If I had a penny for everytime I cringe, my bank account would be in 7 digits by now.

Dude 1: Yo, who is this poklen loser who followed me on Twitter?

Dude 2: I wanna see that shit

Dude 1: (Shows a cringy Twitter account of a poklen)

Dude 2: (Barfs) Yo...dude....you gotta block that mofo.

Poklens: Uneducated Delinquent loser

Poklens by RandomInternetUser December 28, 2017