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pokeshiniver

A monster residing in a pond, lake, ocean or river. Usually goes after 13 year old girls swimming around with noodles.
Leanne cries, "Dylan! Levie! The Pokeshiniver is going to get me! Help!"
by hellooooooooooo April 19, 2008
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pokenose

Interfere in another entity’s business
Do not let anyone pokenose in your marital affairs
by Speedxtension January 3, 2020
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Pokenemonus Thegonus

The biblical term for the game Pokemon GO, as is observed by Lord Francis of the Filth in his video "POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY."
Filthy Frank: Now the bible talks about the Pokenemonus Thegonus...Pokemon GO.
by MadMark255 April 8, 2019
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If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!
dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.
by mohair May 27, 2007
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Pokeseizure

A pokeseizure is an epileptic seizure, induced by the flashing of red and blue

that occured in episode 38 of the anime Pokemon. The original airing of episode

38 saw the seizures of 700 japanese adults and children as a result. Since then,

the episode can only be found on the internet, often with the frame-rate reduced

on the infamous scene.

Often this scene is referred to as, "SEIZURES EVERYWHERE"

Specifically, the scene involves the protagonists trying to rescue the

geometrically inclined pokemon Polygon. A hovercraft/rocket/spaceship/thing

fires missiles at the heroes. In responce, pikachu shoots a thunderbolt at the

projectile, causing it to explode. The main scene that was responcible for the

seizures was one where satoshi(ash) and his friends are standing near an opening

and the majority of the frame is filled with alternating blue/red flat color

pallettes.

The same effect (FLYING COLORS: meant to create dynamic flashing/explosions) is

utilized a few times in the much more-acclaimed anime, Evangelion, a few times,

but those instances are far less likely to cause seizures do to the brevity and

slower frame rates of their animation.

This episode has been all but removed from media distribution but, due to the

internet, has been viewed by many a nostalgic/foolhardy otaku.

In non-Epileptic viewers the scene has been know to caused head aches,

especially loops of the scene with music.

Other banned/unaired episode of the series include #18 and #19 as well as #23,

due to sex, violence, and 9/11.
Alex - "Dude wanna see episode 38 I found it on youtube!"

Kevin - "I don't know man, what if I get a pokeseizure?"

Alex - "You don't know if you're epileptic though."

Kevin - "I don't want to find out, man."
by Viethra July 14, 2009
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Pokenerd

A person who likes pokemon and plays it almost 24-7.
OH POKENERDS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN! JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!
by lexi.is.awesome January 19, 2009
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Pokersleep

Pretending to sleep with your eyes closed while being awake to fool others including parents to think you are asleep. Particularly useful for spying on others as they talk.
Playing psp till 3 am

Parents walk into room

(pokersleep)

Parents leave...

Keep playing
by Guerilla77 December 16, 2010
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