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MUN Points

MUN points are accrued by hooking up with other people at an MUN conference. Different point values are earned depending on the committee and the position of the person.

Delegate: 1 point
North America Delegate: 2 points
Any third world country: 4 points
A head delegate: Add 3 points
Chair-person: 7
Secretary-General: 15
Adult Volunteer: 10

Any country that has beaten France in a war: Add 2 points

Canoodling Comrade Bonus: add 3 if the person's country was a part of the Soviet Union at a time
Allies with Benefits: add 2 if your countries are in a trade alliance
Peace through Diplomacy Bonus: add 4 points if your countries have fought

Peacemaking = Lovemaking Bonus: multiply by 2 if you hook up while both your committees are in session
Kim Jong-Undress: square your points if the person represents North Korea

Hotline Bling Abroad: add the leftmost digit of your hotel room number to your points if you arrange a hookup over the hotel phone
MUN Delegate 1: "Hey Saumya, I heard you hooked up with Sheena yesterday!"

MUN Delegate 2: "Of course man, she represents Russia too so I get that Canoodling Comrade Bonus."

MUN Delegate 1: "And you represent the United States so you also get the Peace through Diplomacy Bonus!"

MUN Delegate 2: "Most definitely man. I got 8 MUN points from that hookup."
by TheWanderingJew December 30, 2015
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Poonis Woonis

When a Poonis and a Woonis love each other very much...
MOM WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE THIS TALK AGAIN! I KNOW WHAT A POONIS WOONIS IS!
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Victim points

The score of someones victimhood level out of 100 according to whatever groups they are seen (or claim to be) a part of
Person1: Hello i'm a black american man!
Calculator: Nice, thats 40 victim points!
Person2: You privileged scum. I'm a gay muslim transgender refugee vegan american orphan in a burqua!
Calculator: *explodes*
by aWoodenTableInDrag August 9, 2017
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5 points of success

(as far as i know this started with bart and geo from the youtube channel justkiddingnews)

this are 5 areas that get kissed on the face

1st is the left cheek -> 2nd is the forehead -> 3rd is the right cheek -> 4th is the chin -> 5th is the lips

Bart and geo use this as a way to solve their arguments. when they get into a fight they work it out and then end with the 5 points in order to make sure that both partners have cooled down and the argument has been resolved for both parties. if one refuse then the argument must be worked out further as one of the partners is still somewhat upset. this works because imagine kissing someone when your mad at them right after an argument....it would be hard to do so, right? but if the argument has been fixed well then both people should come out feeling better as they were able to get out their emotions and feelings while still fixing the situation that caused the argument. if both people feel well then they both wouldn't mind doing the 5 points.
bart and geo use the 5 points of success to end their arguments
by jkfam July 13, 2016
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3 points

Jamaican synonym for one’s life
nah mek dem tek weh my 3 points
mi 3 points nuh go so easy
by bumbumtheestallion May 6, 2019
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niggy points

Artificial currency awarded to white people for virtue signalling on behalf of black people.
Person #1: Dear fellow white people, stop calling the police on Black People just for committing crimes!

Perosn #2: Congrarulations! 10 niggy points have been credited to your account.
by Chad Thunderc0ck November 30, 2018
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Painis

Another way of saying penis. Popularized by the soldier in Tf2 from gmod videos.
Soldier: You are Red See Red.
Robotnik: PINGAS.
Soldier: No, Painis.
by DohEntertainment May 1, 2011
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