Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!

Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!

by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013

piddling

verb (used without object), piddled, piddling.
1.
to spend time in a wasteful, trifling, or ineffective way; dawdle (often followed by around):
He wasted the day piddling around.
2.
Informal. (especially of children and pets) to urinate.

U.S uses piddling to mean wasting time.
U.K uses piddling to mean urinating

U.S = I'm bored so I'm piddling round the house getting jobs completed

U.K = I wish the dog would stop piddling all over the carpet

by Hanamanah November 13, 2016

doggy paddling

the act of slapping a persons butt cheeks with your balls while fucking them from behind(doggystyle)

Once I started getting into my rhythm I was doggy paddling her good

by PrivateJes July 9, 2010

peddling

The action of promoting an idea or view persistently or widely.

You have been peddling lies about Limerick for the last two and a half years.

by GerryH September 2, 2021

eaves podding

the act of wearing ear buds and bouncing your head while no music is playing, so you can eaves drop on someone's conversation

I was eaves podding and I heard Elaine say she was pregnant!

by Theresa Bates January 28, 2009

Podding

Podding, the word Joe Budden uses for "podcasting".

"Is Ish & Ice the permanent members now?" - Maino

"That's who I'm currently podding with." -Joe

by Yarelyb03 June 8, 2021

Paddling The Pink Canoe

a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022