Plomp

To sit your self down after a long and exhautsing day.

I cant wait to plomp in front of the tv with some snacks and an ice cold beverage.

All i want to do is plomp!

by Dav321 July 6, 2016

Pomphrey

A rotund, thieving juvenile. Lacking in charm and extremely unattractive to members of the opposite sex.

Synonymous with a member of the travelling community, aka 'gypsies'.

"Give me my money back. You're such a pomphrey."

by mph999 May 19, 2009

plamph

One who sniffs the gussets of used underwear. The sniffing action may take the form of someone putting their nose into what they,'mistakenly', thought was a hankerchief. Or for the hardcore plamph the underwear may be worn on the head. This type of person will breathe in so hard that the underwear will be sucked ito the mouth,therefore maximising the fishy stink, plop smell or wee wee odour.

Sniff Sniff - breathe in - smell maximisation - spurt

by BABY BABY SNIFF MY GUSSET. SNIFF IT NOW AND SNIFF IT SO GOOD - YEAH! March 8, 2005

Promph

A very loud and proud fart

Maddie "WOW, what was that noise?"

Laura "Sorry, that was me - I did a massive Promph"

Maddie "Oh, you did too - it stinks"

by promphenburgen November 15, 2011

Plophtotal

Literally to rape or otherwise have sex with a door or other entryway. Often used to describe the process of *forcing* a door open by pushing the bolt back with a screwdriver.

I plophtotaled the door so we could get in.

by Superkuh April 17, 2004

plomp

a very small man in a very big hat

.... plomp says it all dont you think ....

by Aaron Waddell June 21, 2008

Pomphoer

A dutch word for a female that has the looks and ignorance of a typical skank. Literal translation would be 'pumpwhore'. Typical features include: big breasts, blonde hair fitting a pornstar and a way of speaking that makes you wanna kill yourself.

"Holy Smokes, see that girl right over there?" "Yeah, I spoke to her and she sounded even dumber than she looked. Another clear case of pomphoer"

by Kraeven da Hunter October 22, 2016