plochy

Distinct individual with squishy skin, one who is comfortable to lean on and is pillow like. Derived from the Plochman's mustard container bottle and the squishiness of it.

Jessica is so plochy! Go touch her arm.

Those new gel inserts are plochy!

by Fishslappa November 7, 2006

plocar

Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter!

I saw another plocar walking the streets yesterday.

by Howards69er April 15, 2009

plochered

To be told one thing and have the opposite happen.

Gene told me everything was going to be fine and then "plochered" me out of all my chips

by benzo92 June 24, 2009

Plocrates

He is the conjoined creation of Socrates and Plato. He was born in the year 448 BC and is a self-declared reformer and idealist.

The ideas of Plato and Socrates created Plocrates.

by PlocratesInquiryAVBJ May 5, 2010

Ploch

When something bad or upsetting happens. Distressing.

"John died? Oh that's ploch."

*Drops sandwich* "Aw, ploch".

by BrendaBog August 10, 2018

plockmaniac

A plockmaniac is typically a man (in rare cases a woman) who, for reasons unknown cannot stop aggressively yanking or rubbing their genitals, often violently to the point of bruising or chaffing.

The most severe cases require intervention of some sort as the plockmaniac can get defensive or downright hostile when confronted about his or her disorder.

Luke often makes women uncomfortable when he's being a plockmaniac; that dude just can't stop yanking his wang, he's been hospitalized for it in the past.

by Ransoms Dutch February 20, 2020

Plocked

One who does not join a Virtual Party

“Join the Plocked or you’re being blocked.

by Joedafan August 19, 2019