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Plattering is quite possibly the best sport ever. This is the act of pooling in with at least 2 buddies (the more the merrier) to buy nearly sickening quanities of ice cream.
- For it to be considered plattering, you must have at least four ice cream flavors.
- Each person takes a plate, and serves theirself a generous scoop of each flavor
- Make sure you do it at some ones house that has enough room in the freezer
- Do not do this before a race or other strenuous activity
- Try as hard as you can to finish your plate. If you can't, its not the end of the world, but you certaintly won't look as professional as the rest, and you might earn a few sour looks because you wasted ice cream

A FEW SUGGESTED FLAVORS:
- Butter Pecan
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Moca Almond Fudge
- Strawberry
- Moose Tracks
- Some flavor of chocolate
- Orange Vanilla
- Any Ben and Jerry's (if your willing to pay)
- Peppermint Candy
- Cookies & Cream
- Neopolitan
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
"I went plattering yesterday with the school plattering club, and 6 of the kids vomited! It was great!"

"After I go plattering, I usually can't move for at least a half hour."

"Plattering is a wonderful sport that the whole family and people of all ages can enjoy."
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Don't say that! Omg. You're so plirting with him you slut.
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Philtering

Replacing letters or text in your company email correspondence to avoid being caught in spam filters for inappropriate content or use of vulgar language.
To avoid violating your corporate email policy - Philtering is necessary and highly recommended. ex; @ssholes, sh*t, f#ck
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Paintering

To hold your boss hostage for a raise by acting like you are willing to whore yourself out for more money at a shithole company.
Because of the athletic department, Matt resorted to paintering Purdue into giving him more money.
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Plestering

A word used to describe doing not very much at all. Used to describe doing something aimless or ‘mucking about’.
A lengthy and tedious process could also be described as a ‘plester’
Stop plestering!
Such a Plester!
by GingerWarrior August 31, 2023
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Plattering

To get someone fucked up, eat off of their body sexually, and then fuck the shit out of them.
The party was crazy, mainly because of me plattering Jessica.
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plastering

Having intercourse with a woman and when your about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her face. You then wait until the semen has dried and then you peel it off like a primary-schooler would peel glue off their hand for fun.
I was doing the deed with the girl next door and we decided we would have a bit of fun plastering eachother.
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