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Someone who tickles feet and sometimes pays big mula* for it.

*dinero or for idiots who don't understand that money.
Quickdraw is a professional foot tickler who resides in Texas.
by B.S. May 22, 2004
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White guy #1: Didn't I see you at Starbucks today?

White guy #2: Yes, actually. And I had four Venti nonfat lattes.

White guy #1: Oh my goodness, you must be straight tripping!
by B.S. December 9, 2004
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Plattering is quite possibly the best sport ever. This is the act of pooling in with at least 2 buddies (the more the merrier) to buy nearly sickening quanities of ice cream.
- For it to be considered plattering, you must have at least four ice cream flavors.
- Each person takes a plate, and serves theirself a generous scoop of each flavor
- Make sure you do it at some ones house that has enough room in the freezer
- Do not do this before a race or other strenuous activity
- Try as hard as you can to finish your plate. If you can't, its not the end of the world, but you certaintly won't look as professional as the rest, and you might earn a few sour looks because you wasted ice cream

A FEW SUGGESTED FLAVORS:
- Butter Pecan
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Moca Almond Fudge
- Strawberry
- Moose Tracks
- Some flavor of chocolate
- Orange Vanilla
- Any Ben and Jerry's (if your willing to pay)
- Peppermint Candy
- Cookies & Cream
- Neopolitan
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
"I went plattering yesterday with the school plattering club, and 6 of the kids vomited! It was great!"

"After I go plattering, I usually can't move for at least a half hour."

"Plattering is a wonderful sport that the whole family and people of all ages can enjoy."
by B.S. December 9, 2004
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Poon is the new and cool pronunciation of the word pwn formerly pone... because thats such a cool word already.

For people that take words like pwn and 1334 or wuteva seriously, go rot, shrivel, and die.
"Dude im going to poon you in the ghost"
"not if i poon you in the banshee"
by B.S. December 9, 2004
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a static character in a book, tv show, movie, etc. is a character that does not undergo change. antonym: dynamic
most major characters are not static
by B.S. June 9, 2004
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Coolest fishie around...can be found hanging around at "Deer Park" taking a lovely stroll with two other buddies and a giant twig at hand. Otherwise is one of the laziest friends that never leaves your dorm room in weeks. Sometimes considered to be the "third wheel" and can dangerously become suicidal near giant windows. Can fall down and die but luckily be reincarnated as the same little fella and complete the best trio of buddies once again. Also Best damn aquatic rapper alive.
One day me and G will cry when we see Rupe all grown up and marrying the Chicken of the Sea Tuna can...until then sunny days always.
by B.S. June 7, 2004
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