plirtering 

1. The act of a douchebag playing or flirting with girls.

2. Douchbag flirting with girls /IO to get them to like him so he can play them.

Dude. Stop plirtering
Don't be a plirter

plirtering by whoevertheheckiwanttobewtfff December 18, 2013

Portering 

A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.

"Freakin' Mike won againg because he was portering the whole time!"

Portering by dube56 May 12, 2008

Ploutering 

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.

Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!

Ploutering by Splocious January 22, 2012

Ploitering 

(Verb) pretending to work when your not

He's ploitering

Ploitering by Harden_soul June 8, 2016

plirting 

When you flirt with your penis.

He was totally just plirting with you.

plirting by lulla_bye March 22, 2009

plastering 

Where one lays upside down on a sofa/chair and cums in his own face.

"John gave himself a good plastering last night"

plastering by jerry pearson October 24, 2013

Pwittering

Public Twittering. Shouting out exactly what you are doing at the moment in 140 characters or less. Also serves to call attention to yourself.

Dude: I'm going to order a large cheese pizza! I hope I can finish it all! Yum!

Dude #2: Bro, you've been pwittering every five minutes...chill.

Pwittering by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009