by bdarr22 September 19, 2010
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A noble creature, that no one would ever make fun of except for Kevin Smith, like when he had nothing better to say at the beginning of Dogma.
A noble creature, that no one would ever make fun of except for Kevin Smith, like when he had nothing better to say at the beginning of Dogma.
Kevin Smith must have been attacked by a platypus as a small child, in addition to all the other stuff that happened.
by pythonspam November 7, 2003
Get the platypus mug.A simple statement meaning both good and bad at the same time, as made popular in the practice of whaleism.
by Nydwyngreendragon April 28, 2004
Get the platypus mug.Holy crap look at that platypus... I bet that if he weren't a semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal he wouldn't be such a sped
by Bill Eburn April 30, 2005
Get the platypus mug.by marina_ November 21, 2019
Get the platypus mug.well so far everyones pretty much got it right. problem is nobodys really said how FUCKING AWESOME platypi are. if there WAS a god, thhe platypus is proof that GOD is a complete jackass and he can fuck up too. (yes im atheist). the platypus is my favorite animal anyway cuz its such an outcast and i guess i can relate. nobody will end up reading this but eh oh well
davis(me): hey jasmine whats ur favorite animal?
jasmine: oooooo a lion
davis: yeah well male platypis are poisonous so your lion would get its fluffy ass kicked by my platypus
jasmine: oooooo a lion
davis: yeah well male platypis are poisonous so your lion would get its fluffy ass kicked by my platypus
by i-guess-im-emo-or-scene(davis) June 29, 2008
Get the platypus mug.A fantastic hull. Provides great chats and good times in general. Potential barns beware, cross this aquatic mammal and vengence will be swift yet just.
by SWK January 5, 2004
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