2 definitions by Bman2007

Platypus

A metaphor for something that holds you down.

Corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda We've all got platypus controlling us.

by Bman2007 September 9, 2020

Fireman

What Eric Cartman calls a penis in the South Park episode "Ike's Wee Wee"

Stan: All Jewish boys have circumstisions, and-and they make it into a party called a Bris!
Cartman: Dude, you don't just chop off somebody's fireman!

by Bman2007 May 14, 2021