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Possibly the weirdest animal alive. A duck bill, a beaver tail, and poison spikes.

Three words: God was high...

Child: Dad, what's a Platypus?

Father: Have I ever talked to you about drugs?

by Scottsdale Snoob October 23, 2008

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