plantist

A person who discriminates against certain types of plants

John believed that some plants were not needed in the environment. John is plantist.

by Plantdad October 19, 2017

Plantish

An adjective that describes a food. Refers to when a food looks too much like a part of a plant that wouldn't be pleasant to consume (i.e. leaves, roots, flower petals, fruiting bud, etc.)

Ashwiganda looks too plantish for me to want to try

by 5unf1ower March 1, 2019

placential

As a newborn, your first nutrients ingested is of the placenta from which you were born.

My placential father always orders his steak blue.

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

placenticles

Tentacles, specifically those which precede child birth, which live in a woman’s placenta.

Doctor: “holy f***, look at all of those placenticles”

by kdenmcfish April 10, 2021

Plantish

When someone annoys the f*ck out out of you

Plantish definition: a f*cking annoying person

Johny: pokes danny continuously while saying "hi" everytime he pokes
Danny: ur a f*cking plantish

by Mukdré October 4, 2021

parentist

Not parentist.org. In fact quite the opposite. A parentist is someone who doesn't want to listen to your boring stories about your boring children.

She had a party and only invited the childless. She's such a parentist

by madjowdisease August 19, 2016

planetists

A group of people fighting for planet equality.

Person A: Yo man, why is Venus so horrible?
Person B: Hey dude, watch it, don't discriminate against planets?
Person A: Oh yeah? Who do you think you are?
Person B: I'm part of the Planetists!
Person A: What the eff is that?
Person B: Like a feminist, but for planets, dude.

by NumberOnePlanetist January 20, 2019