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platuply

A group of 4 best friends consisting of a slut, whore, mature one, and caring one; Who are best friends for life and share secrets; They may upset each other, but it will only last a few minutes because they know they can't live without each other.
friends girls best slut whore caring mature platuply
by xoxodancer14 June 21, 2010
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plasturbation

To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To condemn the expression of opinions that differ from your own. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own. See plasturbate.
"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."

"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
by JohnnyReb87 February 12, 2009
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Platu

Platu means dumb, retarded and a bit crazy. All in one word.

If someone makes a mistake, you often say to him "Platu" as a sign that he is dumb,retarded and a bit crazy.

People often use it in CS:GO or League of Legends, but you can use it everywhere when the conditions are perfect.
A:You Platu!
B:Why i am Platu now?! "Name" is the Platu not me.
C:Sorry, my bad.
by Dickhunter3000 August 24, 2017
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platturk13

Sad little wanker who spends huge amounts of money on PES to create a dream team, then plays co op mode as a solo player, cheats their way to a lead, and holds the ball doing step-overs in their own box. Creates terrible video highlight reels of their cheating on Youtube, viewed by no one. Closet Fifa player, 100% virgin.
No, don't perform a sombrero, you're almost as bad as that sad wanker Platturk13.
by PES Police January 13, 2018
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Plasturbate

Using an AI-powered sex doll to masturbate. Plastic + masturbate = plasturbate. Not to be confused with 'sex'. Gender neutral term.
After Emma left me I bought a plastic sex doll. I've been plasturbating ever since.

Sorry Mark, I'm going upstairs to plasturbate. You don't stay hard long enough.
by Penrhynpenguin3 April 13, 2023
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plastuck

invented in Sept. 2004 by a scientist named ES. its a combination of plastic and duck tape mainly used in the production of bubble suits.
Plastuck, plastuck, plastuck, GOOSE!
by mr. c September 13, 2004
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plasturbate

Masturbating over a naked mannequin or 3d-rendered nude image, as opposed to the real thing.
What a weirdo... he gets off to those fake 3d-rendered nude chicks! He plasturbates!
by Ninth October 5, 2006
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