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Sad little wanker who spends huge amounts of money on PES to create a dream team, then plays co op mode as a solo player, cheats their way to a lead, and holds the ball doing step-overs in their own box. Creates terrible video highlight reels of their cheating on Youtube, viewed by no one. Closet Fifa player, 100% virgin.
No, don't perform a sombrero, you're almost as bad as that sad wanker Platturk13.
by PES Police January 13, 2018
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